How many roundabouts are there in skelmersdale

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Skelmersdale United Looking to appoint Club Secretary. Longridge Town. Vauxhall Motors. Squires Gate. Wythenshawe Town. AFC Liverpool. Ashton Athletic. Prestwich Heys. Winsford United. There are constantly bags of toys and rubbish laying around having been ripped open by some seemingly homeless children, I presume they just want my rubbish because whatever it is, its got to be better than anything they have at home.

Now, if you are ever so stupid enough to come to Skelmersdale via public transport, please do NOT get on a bus and ask for the concourse. Once you have happened upon the centre of our little dump, you will notice strange people who seem to have forgotten to get dressed.

Now, I can understand walking to and from a neighbours house in pyjamas at 9pm at night when you may just fancy a chat to a mate, but oh no Skemites go one better. The day in the life of a random Skemite consists of waking up in pyjamas with bed hair and makeup smeared across their faces — classy.